I guess I forgot 1 variable. Claire. This happens to be at 10:45pm. I hear this,"shh shh shh. no fire tay-shin. shh shh We-tin be mad me. shh shh Day-din be mad me too." WHAT?!?! I am thinking that there is NO WAY she is still awake. At least 2 1/2 hours of complete silence and she is still awake? Right. I decide to grab my camera just in case. I snap the first shot (above). Huge flash, right. Yeah, she pretended I wasn't there.....
So then, I call her name to get her to look at me. I wanted the picture with the face of guilt. Still no response. In fact she is still whispering her shh shh shh's....
At this point I am a little confused/trying not to laugh. So I decide it best to ask her a few questions like, "What are you building?" and "Aren't you tired?" Still, no response. I do NOT exist right now. She is no longer shh shh shh-ing. We have moved to complete ignorant silence. I'm sorry! What 2 year old knows the silent treatment?!?!?!
Then I think, well maybe she is asleep. She might just be sleep playing(?) So I ask her, "Honey are you asleep?" I wish I caught it on camera but she gives me this look like, "really lady?" and then looks back down to play again. NICE! No I am getting annoyed. It's not so cute anymore....
So I tell her, "Claire. You need to put the Legos down. Your brothers are going to be really mad when they wake up and you are going to tell them sorry for breaking the Fire Station." Silent treatment with NO eye contact. "Claire, now. It is time for bed. Let's go."
And she sticks her toungue out at me as she does her "mmmmmm" whine. I'm sorry, what?! "Claire, look at me NOW." Her response, all cute and sweet like none of this has happened, "Look Mommy. It's a tower for Daddy!" I tell her it's nice and then tell her to come to me so we can go to bed....
So she tries to hide. What do I do?!?! So cute, but SO not. Oooh she is so naughty! 2 1/2 hours! I can't believe it! I was just one floor down on the computer in silence. I can not believe I didn't hear her earlier.
She ended up getting to bed (again) just before 11:00 and stayed in there! I am going to have to chain her to her bed! Creepy little ghost. No wonder my boys are so afraid of the dark. The question is, do I tell them it was her? Or do I let them believe that there is a Lego ghost and use it against them? You know, "You'd better get those Legos picked up so the Lego ghost doesn't come and....." I could see both of them going very badly.
















